For your romantic pleasure, awkwardness or embarrassment, RRP presents to you a special Valentine’s playlist, featuring 69 songs of varying degrees of romanticism. And hey, don’t look at us like that, Stephen Merritt started the titter-ye-not numbers game. Anyway, just be thankful we decided against our mooted “Fifty Fades to Grey” playlist after the death of Steve Strange earlier this week.

So come, play romantic roulette with us now. Hit shuffle and prepare to improvise romantic moments around tunes from the likes of Ballboy, Arab Strap, The Frank and Walters, Minnie Riperton, The Beautiful South, Nick Drake, Joan as Police Woman, and - of course - The Magnetic Fields.