Look, this is just brilliant, Rose Elinor Dougall is magnificent, and there is really no good reason why pop fans everywhere aren’t making sure this flies off the shelves of every record store (nod to modernity: or downloading it from iTunes in droves). Why have vocal histrionics when you can have this? Why have endless wailing and shrieking when you can have this? Why have exactly the same production on everything in the charts when you can have this? Why, as Galaxy wisely asked, have cotton when you can have bloody silk?

Why have anything else in fact, when you can have immaculate synthpop such as this?